Bathroom Away Messages
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I've to run cause I got the runs.
Making my bladder flatter.
If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.
Fiber cleans everything but the toilet.
Doody calls.
If I had a computer in my bathroom, I wouldn't be away right now.
Somewhere over the toilet.
I'm at the bank making a deposit, no not that kind of bank, I'm on the toilet.
You know the expression, "I have to pee like a race horse?" That's what I'm doing right now.
Making big waves in the toilet.
I'm making a donation to tha urination station.
Swish, swish, goes the pee.Plop, plop, goes the poop.
I'm in the bathroom!
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