Christmas Away Messages
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Singing my pet goldfish Christmas songs, be back when its asleep.
Waiting for Santa.
What other time of the year do you get to sit around a dead
tree in your living room and eat candy out of your socks?
At the moment I am getting the milk and cookies ready for Santa.
I don't care who you are fatso, Get your reindeer off my roof.
If some big fat guy comes and stuffs you into a large bag this Christmas don't worry, its just Santa, I told him I wanted you for Christmas.
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