Funny Away Messages
Did you hear the story about the guy who tried IMing another person and but all he got was an away message?
Did you know by reading this message you have wasted 14 seconds of your life?
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Just Kidding!
I've fallen and I can't get up.
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
Only stalkers look at other people's away messages.
Don't Worry!, I dont know where I am either.
Sitting in a corner thinking about what I have done.
Please leave a message at the beep. If you don't hear a beep please leave!
I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will STALK you later.
Sorry, I'm not here right now. Feel free to talk to the computer as long as you like. I'll get back to you later.
I'm playing hide-and-go-seek. Try to find me.
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