Funny Away Messages
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Is your computer running? You better go chase it.
I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this).
Knock-knockWhos there?
Boo
Boo who
You don't have to cry, I'll be right back.
I have been temporarily distracted by a shiny object.
I ' m a l i t t l e s p a c e d o u t r i g h t n o w , b e b a c k w h e n I ' m a l l together!
I just farted and it stinks so I'm going to be away from the computer until the stench goes away.
 Free Aim Smileys!
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My dog ran away with my keyboard and I'm out trying to catch him.
I have a secret to tell you... I'm away from my computer right now.
This is you know who at you know where. Please leave a you know what after the you know what. I think you know how...
I'm sitting right at my computer, you can IM me but I'm too lazy to respond at the present time.
I'm somewhere over the rainbow.
Am I here? I'm not sure. Leave a message and I might get back to you.
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