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Girls are like phones, they liked to be held, and talked to but if you push the wrong button you will get disconnected.
Girls are cute.
Guys are not.
Girls are sweet.
Guys just rot.
Boys aren't stupid, girls are just smarter.
Boys are not pigs. Pigs are cute, considerate, and caring.
How pumpkins are like boys; their heads are empty, their brains are mush, and after a few days, they start to smell funny.
Girls rule while boys drool!
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman!"
Boys are dumb, throw rocks at them.
I'm a girl and I bite so don't bother me.
Behind the eye-shadow.
And the long brushed hair.
There's a sign on our heart.
Saying "Handle with Care."
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Busy beautifing myself, it's a girl thing.
I'm doing my make-up, I'll be back in a few hours.
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