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I had to make like bread and roll.

I'm here but I can't seem to locate the "I'm Back" button on my away message box. Leave a message and hopefully I'll find it soon.

I am not gone. My computer ran away and I can't find it at the moment.

This away message is currently *UNDER CONSTRUCTION*

I'm away, be back when I return.

I'm having a staring contest with my monitor.


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The instant messanger user you are trying to contact has found something else better to do with their time.

Don't cry, I'll be back soon.

I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful.

Temporary Message: I am putting this message up until I can think of a better away message.

Hey hey hey or should I say bye bye bye?

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

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