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Twas' the night I was babysitting, and all through the house, the kids ran around crazy, and ruined their mom's blouse...

Watching movies, eating junk food, sleeping on the couch, and getting paid for it. The life of a babysitter, what more could I ask for?

Babysitting used to require constant supervision and lots of hard work on my part until I found out that it's so much easier just to lock the kids in the closet.

I'm raising other people's kids.

Babysitting: A teenager watching kids like a responsible adult while responsible adults go out acting like teenagers.

I'm on munchkin duty.

I'm currently babysitting at my neighbors house, but I'll invite you over to the party I'm throwing at their house after their kids fall asleep.

I'm about to engage in a dangerous mission filled with dirty diapers, screaming and crying... I might not make it back.

Watching the most adorable, beautiful, and well-behaved children.

P.S. They made me write this.


I'm watching some kids because their parents rather pay me then do it themselves.

I'm sitting on babies... oops! I mean babysitting.

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