Bathroom Away Messages
Nature is calling and I'm answering.
HELP! I'm trapped in the toilet, I fell in. Can you please help me... Hello... Hello.. Uh-oh i think someone is coming.
I'm taking advantage of indoor pluming! I'll be right back!
Doctors suggest that you should drink at least 64 oz. of water a day. Being a drone, I make sure to do this. Unfortunately it does have some side effects... Leave a message, I'll be back soon.
I am stranded on toilet island.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZIf your wondering where the P is... its about to run down my leg in a second.
When you got to go, you got to go.
I am not here I'm on the potty, but don't leave if you're a hotty.
I'm on the toilet pretending to be a fighter pilot dropping bombs into the ocean.
I'm in a foreign land far far away... Oh wait, this is just the bathroom.
Making an offering to the porcelain god... be back in about 20 minutes.
Hey I am relieving myself, I'll be back when its all over.
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