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Bathroom Away Messages

Nature is calling and I'm answering.

HELP! I'm trapped in the toilet, I fell in. Can you please help me... Hello... Hello.. Uh-oh i think someone is coming.

I'm taking advantage of indoor pluming! I'll be right back!

Doctors suggest that you should drink at least 64 oz. of water a day. Being a drone, I make sure to do this. Unfortunately it does have some side effects... Leave a message, I'll be back soon.

I am stranded on toilet island.


If your wondering where the P is... its about to run down my leg in a second.

When you got to go, you got to go.

I am not here I'm on the potty, but don't leave if you're a hotty.

I'm on the toilet pretending to be a fighter pilot dropping bombs into the ocean.

I'm in a foreign land far far away... Oh wait, this is just the bathroom.

Making an offering to the porcelain god... be back in about 20 minutes.

Hey I am relieving myself, I'll be back when its all over.

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