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I'm off to the urination station.
I am taking care of some buisness, that just happens to be taken care of in a small room with a tub and toilet.
Be back in a flush... I mean flash.
I am currently relieving the stress that's on my bladder.
I'm stuck in the potty.
Riding the porcilien pony.
I'm in the bathroom right now...Be back in a splash.
Today we are experiencing some massive yellow rainfall and gigantic brown hail stones.
Drop me a message while I drop something in the toilet!
I'm feeding the potty, please leave a message and I'll get back to you when its full!
King (or Queen) (your name) is on the throne.
Making my bladder gladder.
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