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How dry I am.How wet I'll be.
If I don't find,
The bathroom key.
You know you are addicted to the internet when you refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
Pee is yellow, dooty is brown, when the sewer brakes, its all over the town.
Dropping the kids off at the pool.
You ever think the white toilet paper is boring? Yeah me too, I'm going go add some color to it.
Waiting for someone to bring me some toilet paper.
There is a place...Like no other place...
A place of learning...
A place of hope...
A place of warmth...
A place of security...
A place of healing...
A place of relaxation...
A place of love...
And no matter what, a part of you is always left behind.
You've guessed it. I'm on the can.
My tummy's full so I'm emptying it.
Splish, splash, I am taking a bath.
Visiting the greatest nation is the world... Urination.
I'm draining out my fluids.
In about 5 minutes I will weigh about 5 pounds less than I do right now.
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