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Happiness is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
No job is finished until the paperwork is done.
Making a sacrifice to the toilet god.
I'm at the Log Dropping Ceremonies.
Seeing if there really are 1000 sheets of toilet paper in each roll.
Making my mouth fresh and so clean.
Gone pissin'
Feeding the toilet.
Dropping bombs on Toiletville.
I am currently fixated upon the mystical disappearing water act that the toilet bowl can continuously provide.
I'm downloading right now... Literally.
On the potty, if I'm not back in 5 minutes, I fell in.
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