Bathroom Away Messages
Help, I'm on the toilet and I'm out of toilet paper.
It's a truth we must remember, it's a fact as sure as fate. There are some things that can't be hurried and some things that just can't wait. In case you didn't get the message I'm in the bathroom.
If the world was a toilet, then I'd be sitting on top of the world right now.
I am such a generous person that I have desided to share a part of myself with the toilet.
Negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages.
Making it rain in Toiletville.
I'm magically changing the color of my teeth.
Watching my toothbrush make out with my teeth.
I'll be right back, my potty is thirsty.
I am such a generous person that I have decided to share a part of myself with the toilet.
Here I sit broken hearted, tried to poop but only farted.
I'm visiting my friend John who feels a little flushed.
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