Bathroom Away Messages
I'm taking a pee... Please wait for me...
Parting with my business.
Making brownies.
My toilet's hungry. I'll go feed it some chocolate and lemonade.
Don't procrastinate, urinate!
Be right back... I would have come up with a more creative away message but I have to pee really badly
I am christening the toilet I will be right back!
Unloading...
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
I'm there on the potty and I'm not leaving till it all comes out.
Monkey See, monkey do, and I just saw monkey take a poo.
Whatever goes in, must come out.
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