Birthday Away Messages
It's my birthday and I'll ignore you if I want to.
I'm celebrating a very important person's birthday today... Mine!
It's my birthday, please don't ruin it by IMing me.
It's time for the annual torching of the cake.
It's a once a year opportunity. Let me enjoy it.
I had a long day opening presents and blowing out candles... I think I should get some rest.
Every day someone has a special day, and today is mine.
Today is my birthday. The only reason I'm telling you is so you send me a present.
Birthday cake is the only food you can blow and spit on and everyone pushes and shoves to get some.
Putting out the fire on my Birthday Cake!
Today is my favorite holiday. Yup, you guessed it, its my birthday!
Happy birthday to you, you live in a shoe, you look like a sock and you smell like one too.
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