Bored Away Messages
Playing hide and go seek with boredom... I found it!
So much free time but nothing to do.
I have been diagnosed with a life-threatening disease called boredom... Doctors say that the only cure is for me to receive as many entertaining messages from as many people as possible.
I could be doing so many different things right now but, I couldn't decide. Because of my indecisiveness, I have "chosen" to be bored.
Too bored to talk.
I'm bored. Do you want to come over and play with me?
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Because I'm so bored, this is the best away message I could come up with.
Hi, I'm Bored, what's your name?
I'm too bored to finish writing this away message...
If boredom was a crime, I'd be in jail right now.
Can't talk, too busy being bored.
My toilet's hungry. I'll go feed it some chocolate and lemonade.
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