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Ding Dong Ding Dong... I hear church bells ringing. No I'm not getting married. I am just at church right now.

A life without God is hardly a life at all.

Our gift from God is who we are. Our gift to God is what we become.

Church, it does a soul good.

No God No Peace
Know God Know Peace


Now I wake up, get all pretty and dressed. Brush my teeth, look my best. So I can go to church, and praise his name. I guess your not at church, what a shame. But say a prayer to the sky and He'll forgive you He is a nice guy.

I am at church right now. Unlike you I don't want to be consumed by the flames of Hell.

Sorry I don't have time to talk to you right now because I am currently chatting with God.

I am so addicted. I started and I can't stop. I think about it every night when I go out. I can't stop doing it. I'm addicted to God!

I'm at God's house.

This angel has flown away to church.

CH_ _CH

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