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Jesus is my homeboy.

I believe in "The Big Bang Theory" - God said it and BANG, it happened.

Not seeing air doesn't keep me from breathing. Not seeing Jesus doesn't keep me from believing.

God always makes you smile cause he believes in you so always make him smile and believe in Him.

Be an organ donor, give your heart to God.

Warning: In case of rapture, this computer will be unattended.

It's not what God can do for you but what you can do for God.

Stop telling God how big your storm is. Instead, tell the storm how big your God is!

Life is short. Pray hard.

7 days without prayer makes one weak.

Every time you say a bitter word
Every time something nasty is heard
Every time you think something crude
Every time someone's being rude
If you need something to pull you through
Ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?"

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