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Away Messages about Food-Eating

My tumbly is a rumbly.

Statistics say that people who eat live longer than those who don't, so I am eating right now.

I know you are dying to talk to me, but I am refueling myself so I will have the energy to listen.

My tummy was growling at me, and I thought it was mad... So I went to go get it some food to cheer it up.

God is great, God is good, let us thank Him for this food.

If you eat right, exercise, and sleep well, you still die. Therefore I am ignoring all of that and pigging out.

If you think about it, you eat to live and you live to eat.

Refueling myself.

I'm eating right now, so please leave a message after the sound of my burp. BUUUURRRRRRPPP!

Putting some yummy in my tummy.


Food... it does the body good.

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