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Away Messages about Food-Eating


Eating is an art and I'm Picasso... Excuse me while I go make a masterpiece.

Experimenting with the stove.

Consuming food.

Eating... because fat kids are harder to kidnap.

The king has invited me to a royal feast and I must accept.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

I'm eating the 5th most important meal of the day.

I could give up on junk food, but I'm not a quitter.

Eating dinner... Leave me something sweet for dessert.

I eat therefore I am.

Rose are red Violets are blue
I'd rather be eating
Than talk to you


I'm in the mood for some food.

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