Away Messages about Food-Eating
I can't hear you over my stomach.
Food is goodFood is great
Give me food and win a date!
I smell baconI smell pork
Run little piggy!
I have a fork!
Food is goodFood is great
If you ask I'll save you a plate.
I'm stuck in the fridge... But there's no need to send help, there's plenty of food and water in here.
Raiding the fridge.
My refrigerator is running, so I've gone to catch it!
I'm watching a really boring cooking show... Oh wait, that's the microwave.
I am replenishing the nutritional supplements my body needs to maintain homeostasis and keep an adequate energy balance.
Warning: Animals will bite if disturbed while eating.
I'm eating a magical substance that gives me energy and helps to sustain life.
My dog is growling... I don't have a dog, that's my stomach.
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