Away Messages about Food-Eating
I can't hear you over my stomach.
Food is goodFood is great
Give me food and win a date!
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I smell baconI smell pork
Run little piggy!
I have a fork!
Food is goodFood is great
If you ask I'll save you a plate.
I'm stuck in the fridge... But there's no need to send help, there's plenty of food and water in here.
Raiding the fridge.
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My refrigerator is running, so I've gone to catch it!
I'm watching a really boring cooking show... Oh wait, that's the microwave.
I am replenishing the nutritional supplements my body needs to maintain homeostasis and keep an adequate energy balance.
Warning: Animals will bite if disturbed while eating.
I'm eating a magical substance that gives me energy and helps to sustain life.
My dog is growling... I don't have a dog, that's my stomach.
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