
Instant messaging is good, but food is better.
I'm eating the food of life. Actually, I'm just eating dinner.
Whoever invented the idea of eating 3 meals a day deserves a prize.
I was on a diet, but I got hungry...
I like bacon, I like pork, so run little piggy cause I got a fork.
Hey, I'm playing with something more entertaining than you... Food!
Warning! Keep hands and feet away from my mouth while eating.
Eating is better than talking to you.