Funny Away Messages
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
If I'm not back in 10 minutes, avenge my death.
Do NoT Type like Tis... It MaKeS you LoOk ReT@RdEd.
Please read this away message then go away.
There are three things I hate in this world:1) Lame away messages.
2) People who can't count.
Okay, I have an idea. How about I just put up an away message, and make it seem like I have a life, even though I'm probably sitting at the computer... rocking back and forth, humming the theme to Sesame Street...
Back in my day, we had to walk 5 miles in the snow to tell people we were away from our computers.
Never take advice from somebody else.
- somebody else
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled.... Now where the heck am I?
I'm not here right now because my dog just ate my mouse and I'm waiting for him to poop it back out.
My parole officer needs to use the computer.
The voices inside my head, don’t like you. So go away!
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