Funny Away Messages
I'm away... This away message would have been a lot wittier if I I were smarter.
I am not here because I am engaged in a game of hide-and-go-seek with my imaginary friend. I will be back as soon as he finds me. Do not count on me being back soon, because it's hard for me to imagine him finding me because I'm such a good hider.
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
This away message is here to keep you company.
It's not you... it's me.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny.
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
There's a light at every tunnel, just pray it’s not a train.
I'm stalking you, that’s why I'm not here.
Keep staring at the screen and maybe I'll come back.
My lawyer has told me to reply "no comment" as to my current whereabouts.
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