Funny Away Messages
I'm not here right now, if you'd like to reach me on my cell phone, buy me a cell phone.
I'm away(physically, not mentally).
I'm away(mentally, not physically).
Like a fat girl in a dodgeball game.... I'm out!
Why do people use away messages, they're so stupid!
I am just putting this away message because everyone else is doing it.
Walking the dog, will be back when he is finished.
Hello. You have reached YOUR SCREEN NAME. If you wish to talk to me, IM me several hundred times until you get a response.
Support bacteria - it's the only culture some people have!
Hey, just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I
84.1% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Please leave a message at the beep , if you don't hear the beep please leave.
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