Funny Away Messages
When all is said and done more is said than done.
We are all born cold, wet, and hungry... Then things get worse.
Smart people like me don't use away messages... I am so smart!
I only have pms on days that end in the letter "y".
I'm not paraniod... but I know that you think I am.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I'll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab
I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
Don't you hate it when people leave away messages that don't tell where they are or when they'll be back?
Hi, this is No One, and No One is here right now, so No One will be back soon.
I wish I were you so I could be friends with me.
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together.
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