Funny Away Messages
You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.
I dropped my keyboard when I find it I'll get back to you.
Hi. This is (YOUR SCREEN NAME)'s computer...he/she is away, but I'm open for suggestions!
Please hold for the next avalible represenative... that would be me, but I am not here so please continue to hold.
I'm not here right now but if you scream really loud into your monitor I might be able to hear you!
Has your mind ever just gone blank? Well sometimes that happens to me and...WHAT? What was I talking about? My mind just went blank.
Help!Ican'tfindthespacebar!
WARNING: Cannot locate away message, please restart your computer and try back in 365 days.
Help! I've fallen and can't reach my mouse!
Sory speelcheck isnt werking so my speling isnt up too par...
People that scan away messages for entertainment are pathetic. Let me know if you find any good ones.
Lost...
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