Funny Away Messages
Is your computer running? You better go chase it.
I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this).
Knock-knockWhos there?
Boo
Boo who
You don't have to cry, I'll be right back.
I have been temporarily distracted by a shiny object.
I ' m a l i t t l e s p a c e d o u t r i g h t n o w , b e b a c k w h e n I ' m a l l together!
I just farted and it stinks so I'm going to be away from the computer until the stench goes away.
My dog ran away with my keyboard and I'm out trying to catch him.
I have a secret to tell you... I'm away from my computer right now.
This is you know who at you know where. Please leave a you know what after the you know what. I think you know how...
I'm sitting right at my computer, you can IM me but I'm too lazy to respond at the present time.
I'm somewhere over the rainbow.
Am I here? I'm not sure. Leave a message and I might get back to you.
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