Funny Away Messages
Let's practice our right and left. You're right, I left!
You've reached the Department of Redundancy Department. Please leave a message and a message and I will get back to you, and I will get back to you. Thanks, thanks again.
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Don't Worry!, I don't know where I am either.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Hi, (YOUR NAME HERE) is not here right now, but I'll be happy to provide you with a one sided conversation with his/her computer.
Roses are redViolets are blue
Some away messages rhyme, and some don't.
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Procrastination is the thief of time... I'll finish this away message some other time.
Have no fear, I'm not here.
Warning! Do not read, classified information below:I am away from my computer right now.
Hold on I have a big booger hanging in my nose. I will get back to you when I am done picking it.
I am suffering from a severe case amnesia. I am suffering from a severe case of amnesia. I am suffering from a severe case of amnesia...
I am the away message who is supposed to entertain you while this dumb person is gone.
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