Funny Away Messages
Let's practice our right and left. You're right, I left!
You've reached the Department of Redundancy Department. Please leave a message and a message and I will get back to you, and I will get back to you. Thanks, thanks again.
Don't Worry!, I don't know where I am either.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Hi, (YOUR NAME HERE) is not here right now, but I'll be happy to provide you with a one sided conversation with his/her computer.
Roses are redViolets are blue
Some away messages rhyme, and some don't.
Procrastination is the thief of time... I'll finish this away message some other time.
Have no fear, I'm not here.
Warning! Do not read, classified information below:I am away from my computer right now.
Hold on I have a big booger hanging in my nose. I will get back to you when I am done picking it.
I am suffering from a severe case amnesia. I am suffering from a severe case of amnesia. I am suffering from a severe case of amnesia...
I am the away message who is supposed to entertain you while this dumb person is gone.
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