Funny Away Messages
If a tree falls in the woods... Do all the other trees laugh at it?
Don't you get so annoyed when people leave away messages? I mean, if they're away, why don't they just sign off? Stupid people.
Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a fun life, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info, or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages every day to see what they're up to (borderline stalking). So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mouse Pad, and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change.
Everyone always has those special, thoughtful, crackup, cleaver away messages that make you laugh or think so hard you are tempted to take it and use it for your own. This is not one of them. Be back later...
I'm not talented enough to scratch my butt and type at the same time.
Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.
Somebody told me to change my away message so I did.
Hey I'll be back in 5 minutes but if I'm not just read this away message again.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the net and he won't bother you for weeks.
I just fell off my keyboard while surfing the web, I'll be right back.
Tip of the Day: Don't waste your life sitting at the computer reading away messages.
My dog thinks I'm crazy. I'll be back when I'm done arguing with him.
Other Categories
Return to Away Messages
Copyright © 2001 AwayMessages.com.