Funny Aim Away Messages

General Away Messages

I am away from my computer right now.

I am not here so stop writing to me, or else you will find yourself with a screen full of your own messages.

Please wait...

I can't think of a good away message.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

I'm not here right now, so cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it.

If I were here, I'd tell you where I am. But I'm not, so ask me when I return...

Please leave a message.

I can't think of any good away messages right now. Go to and pick one out for me.

Please leave a message and make me feel even more important than I already am.

Alright %n I'm obviously trying to do something productive, so why are you bothering me?

Hi... Now you say something.

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