General Away Messages
I am away from my computer right now.
I am not here so stop writing to me, or else you will find yourself with a screen full of your own messages.
Please wait...
I can't think of a good away message.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
I'm not here right now, so cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it.
If I were here, I'd tell you where I am. But I'm not, so ask me when I return...
Please leave a message.
I can't think of any good away messages right now. Go to AwayMessages.com and pick one out for me.
Please leave a message and make me feel even more important than I already am.
Alright %n I'm obviously trying to do something productive, so why are you bothering me?
Hi... Now you say something.
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