Funny Aim Away Messages

General Away Messages

Hello %n, you have IMed (your name), I am not here to recieve your IM so if you would please leave your name, phone number, and a brief message at the end of this, I would be more than happy to get back to you.

In all of the world's infinite possibilities for creative and original thought, I have come up with the most ingenious away message, one to top sliced bread... I'm away from my computer right now.

I'll be back in 5 minutes and if I'm not... Wait longer.

I'm away... hence the "Away Message".

Hi %n! I'm not here right now because I am really bored! If you can cure this disease then call! (YOUR PHONE #)

I was thinking about this whole away message thing. Does anyone really care where we are or what we are doing? Is it even really any of their business? Well I'm away. Lets just leave it at that.

You know, I don't understand why people feel the need to put up these long, drawn out away messages up. I mean all you really need to do is just put up gone, sleeping, eating, studying, partying. But people just seem to go on and on and on and on with these things. I mean sure, sometimes they are interesting but come on people. It's just basically a waste of time all together!

I am spinning in my computer chair.

Me no here.
Me go bye.
Leave me message.
Me reply.

Yadda Yadda Yadda. Don't you just hate those stupid away messages that are so long and tell you absolutely nothing about what the person is doing or where they're at? I do too. That's why this away message is VERY different from all the "OTHER" away messages out there. This one tells you that I'm out and I won't be back for a while and to leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

You know the drill, you leave a message, and I'll ignore it.

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