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Knock knockWhose there?
No-one
No-one who?
No seriously, no one is here so leave me a message.
Well well well! It's about time you IM'ed me, but
now I'm away from the computer, and it's too late!
This is an away message and I am away... so leave a message.
Your message has been read, organized, filed, and forgotten. Thanks for your time.
Roses are RedViolets are Blue
You better get typing
Because I expect a message from you.
I would tell you where I am but I don't know myself.
I am away from my computer right now, so please leave your Name, Address, and Phone # and I will STALK later.
I get my away messages from AwayMessages.com.
I shall return...
Sorry, but I am away right now. Don't get mad at me! Just think of all the times you had your stupid away message on and I wanted to talk. This is your punishment!
I got the away now you leave the message!
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