General Away Messages
I'm not here right now so leave a message. Well I might really be here but I want some messages so go ahead and leave a message.
Quit annoying me and go to www.AwayMessages.com
Asking where I am or when I will be back would imply that time and space exist, a point I am not willing to concede.
Where I go I just don't know.
Busy reading other people's away messages.
Guess what? I'm not here!
I'm not here right now, so you have two choices. You can:A.) Leave a message
B.) Don't leave a message
You make the decision. It's in your hands.
I am away, so please leave a brief justification
for the analogical necessity of modern's man existential dilemma and then realize
that reality bites!
Hey, guess where I'm not.
I'll get back to you when I feel like it.
This is an away message. What do you think it means?
Go away, I'm not here.
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