
I am at AwayMessages.com trying to find a good away message.
My computer is away from me right now.
Don't you feel stupid talking to a computer?
01001001 01100001 01101101 01101110 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 (this is binary for "I am not here")
Sorry I'm not here right now but my computer is, so you can talk to it intsted!
Stop checking away messages.
Some people say that you are appreciated the most when you are not there. Right now I am being appreciated so leave me a message.
I'm not here right now, so I'm probably somewhere else.
If I was here this message wouldn't be.
Roses are red,
Too late, I'm gone.
Please wait... Someone will be with you shortly...