General Away Messages
I'm busy so you're just gonna have to wait.
I'm making like a banana and splitting.
Somwhere, just not here.
Guess what?
Anywhere but here.
I can see the past, present, and future. In the past (YOUR NAME HERE) was at the computer, in the present (YOUR NAME Here) is not at the computer and in the future (YOUR NAME) will be at their computer again.
Away, that's already more information than you need to know.
If I was here, this message wouldn't be up.
I like to think of an away message as a message when I'm away. It's a strange philosophy, but it seems to get my point across. I'm not here.
I can't think of any good away messages right now. Go to AwayMessages.com and pick one out for me.
I'll be right back, but if I'm not right back, I'll be back later.
Out and about.
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