General Away Messages
If you don't leave a message I can't get back to you.
I am hiding from my computer right now.
The amount of times you check my away message each day has put me at a level of discomfort to the point to where I felt it necessary to put an e-restraining order on you. The internet police should be arriving soon to serve you with this order.
I have a short attention span so I can't sit at my computer too long, but I'll be right back.
I was here but I guess I left.
I'm not here right now. That could only mean one thing. I'm somewhere else.
I'm doing something fun while you read my boring away message.
If you haven't figured it out already, I'm not here.
I'm not here. Enough said.
Wow, you actually read my away message, now I feel so special.
I am very far away from my computer right now.
I had to make like a plane and jet.
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