General Away Messages
Talk to the message cause the face ain't home.
I will be back when I feel like it.
I want you... I need you... To leave a message.
Don't waste your time IMing me cause I am away.
Too lazy to sign off.
This away message will provide you with no entertainment, nor information as to where I am.
This is the AwayMessages.com chain away message, if you are going away copy this message and use it as your away message.
I'd tell you what I'm doing, but then I'd have to kill you.
"I'm away from my computer right now". Yes, the dreaded default away message, the one that doesn't tell you where I am or when I'll be back, and has the least bit of comedy... Don't you just love the element of non-comic mystery?
<Insert witty away message here.>
I have good and bad news for you. The bad news is that I am not here right now, but the good news is that you can leave me a message.
Knock, knock.Who's there?
Nobody, so leave a message!
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