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I know I'm beautiful but I still need my make-up.

When God made girls He was so proud.
When God made boys He was so upset.
When God made me He was just showing off!


My nails are drying so I can't type right now.

A heart is not a play thing.
A heart is not a toy
But if you want it broken
Just give it to a boy


God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt.

I am made of sugar and spice and everything nice.

If you think girls are all for clothes make-up, jewelry and boys, then you're right.

Never call a boy a pig; you might insult the pig!

Girls know everything, boys just don't know it yet.

Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?

Friends are forever
Boys are whatever
When worst comes to worst
My girls come first


Coffee, chocolate, and men. Some things are just better rich.

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