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Girl Away Messages

Girls aren't easily amused, that's why I can't sit in front of my computer all day.

A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do .

I'm sugar and spice and everything nice.
You wanna mess with me?
Well you best think twice!

I'm not a complicated woman; I'm just good at complicating things.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful; hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

A girl is much more than she seems
She's not a toy by any means
Underneath all the make-up and hair
There's a tag that says: "Handle with care"

Real men do laundry. Too bad I haven't found one yet.

He broke my heart so I broke his jaw.

Guys are like parking spots...All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

It's a girls world, guys just live in it.

There once was a boy who wanted to be really smart. So that night he wished upon a star and in the morning he was a girl.

Don't call me princess, don't call me queen, just call me the cutest thing you've ever seen.

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