
Girls aren't easily amused, that's why I can't sit in front of my computer all day.
A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do .
I'm sugar and spice and everything nice.
I'm not a complicated woman; I'm just good at complicating things.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful; hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
A girl is much more than she seems
Real men do laundry. Too bad I haven't found one yet.
He broke my heart so I broke his jaw.
Guys are like parking spots...All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
It's a girls world, guys just live in it.
There once was a boy who wanted to be really smart. So that night he wished upon a star and in the morning he was a girl.
Don't call me princess, don't call me queen, just call me the cutest thing you've ever seen.