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Dear Heart,I met a boy today... Prepare to be shattered!
Life was so much easier when boys had cuties.
Men are like high heels; they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Boys are dumb because they can't figure out that girls are smarter.
Boys are so funny when they try to think.
Caution! Wet Nails!
I'm not with Stupid... I dumped him.
I'm hot, that's why when boys look at me they drool.
Girls are beautiful. Get used to it.
Boys are like school on a weekend. No class.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
My guy didn't forget about me, he just was stubborn, took several wrong turns, and got lost from the rest of the pack.
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