Funny Aim Away Messages

Guy Away Messages

If a man yells in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

If a man says, "I'll call you" and then doesn't, he didn't forget... He didn't lose your number... He didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

It's a guys world, girls just live in it

Girls are better when they're not around.

I am not a player...I'm the game

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me

Why is the wedding dress white? Because the washer, dryer, and fridge are also white.

Women come with instruction manuals but they too expensive.

Women, can't live with them, can't shoot them.

There can't be wo'men' without men.

Please leave a message at the sound of the burp... Buuuurrrrpppp!

I won't look at girls.
I won't look at girls.
I won't look at girls.
I won't... Wow, she's hot!

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