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Girls think they're better than us just because they're smarter.
The more I get to know girls, the more I like dogs
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
Doing what a man does best... Belching and farting
I'm a guy, I'm also like a lava lamp, I'm not too bright but I'm fun to watch and... Girls, I can brighten up your
day.
Women, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die
earlier.
I'm out scouting for Chickens...Oh wait, I mean chicks.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
Women and girls always complain about men; but what they overlook is that they get revenge: they marry us.
If girls are so sweet, why do they always make fun of boys? If we are so stupid, how come girls wear make-up that makes them look like clowns.
Girls are so stupid, they think boys are dumb!
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