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Why do women live longer then men? Because they don't have to put up with the constant nagging of their wives.
If you are the credit card company, I already sent the money. If you are one of my friends, you owe me money. If you are my parents, I need money. If you're a hot girl, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
Girls not allowedUnited men
Young and wild
Sweaty
Boys rule while girls drool!
Girls are like calculus... way too complicated.
Women were put on this earth for two reasons... To cook and to clean.
Don't you wish your girlfriend was as hot as mine?
Counting my chest hairs.
Women are like trash; you have to take them out once a week.
Guys are smart; they fart, belch, and watch TV while the women do all the work.
Girls are dumb, throw books at them.
If women want us to put the toilet seat down when we're done, they should lift up the seat when they're done.
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