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Lifting weights and putting them back down (because they're heavy).

Burning blubber at the gym.

I've decided that there's too much of me to love, so I'm going to the gym.

Working out so I don't become a fat and lazy slob who checks away messages all day long.

Power bars, protein, toning calves, weight machine, on the treadmill, getting slim, can't you tell I'm at the gym?

Help, I'm drowning in my own sweat.

I may be fat but you're ugly, and I am currently at the gym.

At the gym turning this keg to a six pack.

Working out. Can someone bring me some deodorant?

I went to the gym because I realized burning 20 calories an hour by IMing just isn't cutting it for me anymore.

I'm out running; I'll get back to you when I run out of breath.

My butt got fat from sitting at the computer for so long, so I'm burring it off at the gym.

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