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Halloween, the one time of the year you have a good excuse for being ugly.

Stealing the candy from the little ones! What could be better?

I'm handing out candy to the little kiddies

Trick or Treat, leave me a message that's oh so sweet.

Devouring 10 pounds of candy.

Boo! Did I scare you?

Trick-or-Treat, smell my feet, leave a message at the beep...

You can take off that mask it's not quite Halloween yet.

You can take off that mask, Halloween is over.

Dashing through the streets
On Halloween night
Candy in the bag
Filling up, all right!
That's where I will be
Meet me at house 3
If you can't then leave a message
I'll get back when I fill my cavities


I'm trick or treating
A.K.A. eating
My little sibling’s candy
Tastes really dandy
This being older thing really comes in handy
This is so fun
Having my lil sibling do the work
Being older sure is a perk
Have fun trick or treating
While I sit here eating!


How do we know pumpkins are male? Their heads are empty, they have mush for brains, and after a few days they start to smell funny.

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