Funny Aim Away Messages

Holiday Away Messages
(Christmas, New Years, Chanukah, & Kwanza)

Gone to the mall to give Santa my 7 foot long Christmas list.

Help, I'm getting chased by Santa.

Being hypnotized by the blinking Christmas lights.

Why do I love Chanukah? 8 Nights of presents!

I'm lost in a big pile of wrapping paper. When I get the bows out of my hair I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

My new year's resolution is to spend less time on IM, that's why I'm not here right now.

Trying to fit the 10-foot Christmas tree in our living room with a 7-foot ceiling.

Chanukah is 8 times better than Christmas.

Seasons greetings.

Santa is stuck in my chimney. I've gone to get him out.

Santa stole my Halloween costume and I've gone to chase him.

What did you get for Christmas? Santa gave me this cool away message!

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