Holiday Away Messages
(Christmas, New Years, Chanukah, & Kwanza)
All I want for Christmas is a mistletoe... and a girl that is stupid enough to walk by while I'm standing underneath it.
Doesn't it scare you just a little; that there is a big fat guy going around to everyone's houses, who wears a red suit, knows where you live, steals all the good Christmas cookies, knows when your sleeping or awake and whether if you've been naughty or nice?
Help! I've been blinded by the Christmas Lights outside.
I'm celebrating Chrismukkah!
Happy Chanukah! I am not here because I am lighting the menorah, eating latkes, playing dradle, having gelt, or opening presents. You might see this 8 more times.
Eight candles to light.One candle each night.
Presents that glow.
I love Chanukah so.
Away, be back next year.
As you sit there pondering what you're going to get me for Christmas, just ask yourself; is it returnable?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Santa stole my cookies and milk. I'll be back when I catch him.
People say Chanukah is better than Christmas... but they just get one present for 8 nights. We get hundreds in one.
Santa is a stalker! He knows when we sleep, he knows when we're awake, he knows if we've been bad or good! Lock your doors on Christmas Eve!
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