Holiday Away Messages
(Christmas, New Years, Chanukah, & Kwanza)
Hey maybe if I pretend to be asleep Santa will come early this year.
Jesus is the reason for the season.
Wow, I've been on the computer for a whole year.
Happy New Year! Now go give yourself a kiss.
Why can't we have someone who puts presents under the menorah?
I'm making my Christmas list... How do you spell your name?
Its a new year so come on out and let me hear you cheer.
With a face like this, who needs mistletoe?
Someone gave me a Christmas ornament and I'm still trying to figure out where on the menorah it's supposed to go.
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