Laundry-Cleaning Away Messages
Giving my room a new perspective on life... cleanliness.
My house is in dire need of cleaning. Even the roaches can't take it any more and have left to find a new home.
What's the point of cleaning? Everything just gets dirty again.
Why do parents call it a floor? Everyone knows it's the biggest shelf in the house.
Have you noticed how I always wear the same outfit? I am fixing that right now...
Oh this darned laundry. How I loathe those of you who are not distracted by the constant tumbling of clothes.
My house is so dirty even the roaches have left.
My room is not a mess, this mess is my room.
Watching a TV show where the clothes go around in circles for a long time.
I am doing laundry so I don't have to walk around naked anymore.
I am going to clean up planet Earth... starting with my room.
Doing laundry; one can only go so long with dirty underwear.
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