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I like long walks especially when they're taken by people like you.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but %n abuses the privilege.

The Village called and said they were looking for %n. They're missing their idiot.

%n, it's ok, half the people in the world are below average too.

Oh dear! Looks like %n fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

I'm bored, your boring, so don't leave a message.

Listen %n, if I wanted to talk to you, I would be here wouldn't I?

All the idiots of the world have surronded one computer... yours.

I obviously don't want to talk to you right now, so leave a message and I'll be sure to ignore it.

I'm obviously doing something more important than you.

If a thousand people love you, I am in that thousand. If a hundred people love you, I am in that hundred. If ten people love you I am in that ten. If only one person loves you, you guessed it, that person is me! Ahh... sorry.. as of right now, I am not here. You know what that means!

I'm not here right now because I'm waiting for %n to get offline.

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